Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Oh....and another reason I hate Billy Bush...

He was at one of the Blackhawks Stanley Cup games in Chicago. What kind of a sick world do we live in where that douchebag was watching the Hawks in the Stanley Cup when true blue die hard Hawks fans couldn't get to the game. What possible tie to Chicago does he have?

You hear me Billy? I wanted to take you down before - now you have awakened the fury!!

BLACKHAWKS!!

While it's only been a few years for Chicago fans to enjoy a championship run since the 2005 Sox, there was something truly special about watching the Blackhawks run this year. I've watched some really crappy Hawks teams over the past few years - wondering if Tuomo Ruutuu could be the next big thing, would Adrian Acoin prove to be worth the big money, why oh why did we trade Roenick for Alex Zhamnov???

You knew some magic was in the air this year. The Hawks got their Bulls/Pistons type test losing to the Red Wings in the conference finals last year. Bringing in Hossa, Madden, Kopecky and the ridiculously fortuitous move of bringing Niemi up with the team to back up Cristobal "That's my seat on the bench" Huet. The year started off a little slow in Finland and with the Captain suffering a concussion early (not to mention Hossa being out to start the year). Then things took off and the Hawks battled for best record in a deep West all year.

I think the thing I enjoyed most as the playoffs got going is how much more special it got as Josh got more and more involved watching it with me. To see him rattle off the player names and jersey numbers beyond even seasoned hockey watchers was something else. Maybe even more so was to watch him play his own hockey games, scoring multiple goals with his favorites (Kane with a series of hat tricks along with Brent Sopel somehow scoring 3-4 goals a game??) and celebrating each goal with his own rendition of Chelsea Dagger.

It reminded me of my junior high/high school/early college years when you knew what you were doing almost every night in early summer - watching the Bulls playoff games. I loved scheduling my days around watching the Hawks games at night. I have to say, the stress and tension of playoff hockey took its toll as I know there are gray hairs now that weren't a few weeks ago. Even more fun was taking Josh up to bed with the girls after the 2nd periods and then turning off the lights and sneaking him back down to watch the ends of the games with me.

It's still hard to believe we won the Cup - really wish the winning goal had been a little more definitive early on - but how can you fault an ending where Patrick Kane wins it in overtime? Trying to soak this in still - want to welcome Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews especially into the Chicago sports hierarchy - can't wait for the day 20 years from now and going back to the UC for Kane/Toews legends night. Truly special - go Hawks!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Tales from the Train

So I always thought I had my crazy train person story topped forever by Crazy Chinese Lady and while she's certainly in her own category - I have found a new challenger.

I'm sitting on the train minding my own business when a small Indian man, probably in his 50s, walked by with his big royal blue backpack nearly taking a swipe at my face. I thought nothing of it and went back to what I do best on the train - immersing myself in watching a dvd or reading a book and giving off serious vibes that I have no interest in conversation with anyone on the train.

As we started approaching Union Station, the same man walked back past me towards the front of the train. As he walked, he took careful measure to stare directly back at me. And as he continued walking he looked back again. And again. And as he slowly descended the stairwell, I saw his head pop up and look back AGAIN. Now at this point I'm looking around to make sure there's not some hottie sitting nearby that he was actually looking at. And there wasn't. So, clearly, I was the hottie.

He was in the stairwell down to the main level, so I again didn't really think anything of it. However as I started walking towards the front myself (having switched over to my IPOD to maintain my icy separation from the rest of the passengers and remain mobile), I see him glance back up the stairwell to me. Now I am a little spooked. And I start counting. 3 times as the train pulls into the station.

As we get off, I make sure to blow by him and his friend so as to not have to deal with this any longer. Since this day, I've seen him many times and continue to be pretty weirded out. Not really sure if I just look like someone he knows or if he is currently envisioning some romantic scenario where years from now we look back and laugh at how long the courtship played out.

If you're reading this out there Strange Staring Indian Man (and seeing as how many times you seem to glance over on a normal train ride, you have most definitely found this site and bookmarked it already. Ha, joke's on you, no pictures on this site and a wildly inconsistent blogging schedule) - I would like to simply express that the best we can ever be is good friends. I hope you can live with that and still lug your royal blue backpack into work each day.

In the meantime, I am currently examining alternative train schedules.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

The State of TV

Didn't really have anything else to blog about right now - you can only make fun of "fans" cheering louder for the Dunkin' Donuts scoreboard race than during the actual game, so many times. At least hockey playoffs and baseball is around the corner. But I thought now is a good time to check in on the current state of TV. Show recommendations, thoughts, etc.

1) LOST - still love it. In fact, I'm dilligently cranking through the dvds of all the seasons (almost done with season 3 right now) to see if I'm all up to speed on every reference, etc. I'm a little nervous as to how scattered the cast is and how far away we are in some ways from what makes the show so great - the chemistry between the greatest ensemble cast I've ever seen. But I remain hopeful that these last few episodes will live up to the promise and blow us away.

2) 24 - glad it's ending. A great show that sadly is limping to the finish much like Michael Jordan playing on the Wizards. And at least MJ didn't rely on the whole "Mole in CTU" routine every year. I'm seriously considering writing an online viral skit about CTU's HR people. I mean, who keeps hiring these people?

3) Comedies - some great developments this year. Modern Family is an instant classic - it reminds me so much of Arrested Development, which is high praise. Parks and Recreation has been a revelation this year. A middling show at best last year, it is at the very least, as funny as The Office, if not maybe a little more consistent. Office is still very good, better now that Jim is no longer a manager. 30 Rock had fallen off a bit but turning it around. Community has its moments but really inconsistent.

4) Reality - Amazing Race is always great, no shocker there. Survivor has had a stellar year both with the fall season and the mesmerizing Russell. This current All-Star edition is the first time in years that I am legitimately excited week to week to watch. Really good stuff. When is the regular Top Chef on again?

5) Some new things I'm watching - Have watched the first 3 episodes of Justified on TNT with Timothy Olyphant. Kind of a modern day western with a US Marshall demoted and forced to return home to rural Kentucky after a shootout in Miami. Really enjoying it so far, Olyphant is really good and the show has a tough but quirky feel to it.

Most importantly - for the love of GOD - please watch CHUCK. Easily my most anticipated show each week. Some ups and downs this year, but I absolutely love the show and the characters and feel like we need more. Last few episodes have really rounded into form, last few should be great. We can't save the show with Subway again - please give it a try and watch it.

And if NBC cancels Chuck, I will burn them down to the ground. I'm just saying.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Illini....so close

Man we should have had that game against Ohio State today. Twice we couldn't get a good last shot off that could have potentially won the game. We played our hearts out - some questionable calls didn't help - an intentional foul, seriously?

The killer is that it looked like we were in then regardless and then teams like Houston win Conference USA (isn't that where College of DuPage plays now? Good thing that conference will get 2 bids) and Minnesota gets to destroy a Purdue team that isn't remotely scary any more without Hummel. Now the big question is how teams like Virginia Tech and Mississippi State leapfrogged the Illini with even more questionable resumes and less big wins.

So frustrating - the Illini have shown flashes the past couple days of being really dangerous, too bad we may have to settle for taking out our frustrations on the NIT field.

Teams had better watch their backs next year - with this team all coming back and the recruiting class we have - I'm looking at a top 3 seed next year.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Post Oscars

So....guess I need to watch "The Hurt Locker." In my defense, it has been in my friggin' Netflix queue for like 3 months and I can't seem to ever get it.

Pretty good overall show - few observations:

1) The hosts are never utilized enough. Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are hilarious - needed more of them with some of the little bits they did.

2) Good thing we had 10 Best Picture nominees. I mean it really drove interest in the other 8 movies that weren't going to win besides "Hurt Locker" or "Avatar" - I mean seriously...

3) Why do the Oscars keep screwing up the "In Memoriam" part? That is one of the best parts of the night so we can honor and remember the greats who passed away. And yet, for some insane reason, they never show the damn screen the whole time- zooming in and out, etc. Who cares if James Taylor is performing? They barely got Patrick Swayze on the screen in time b/c they were so busy showing James Taylor. Is he really doing that gig for the glitz and glamour?

4) Taylor Lautner....at the Oscars....words escape me

5) Thrilled with wins for "UP." Pixar is awesome - waiting for their first Best Picture.

6) I haven't seen "Hurt Locker" so I can't say much, but I am STUNNED that James Cameron didn't win at least Best Director for what he has done for movies with the advancements he has made with Avatar.

7) Enjoyed the John Hughes tribute - he really truly dominated the movies that were made as my generation grew up.

8) Just for fun - wouldn't this scenario have been great if the presenter said, "And the Oscar for Best Visual Effects goes to......District 9. (Pause, stunned silence) No, seriously, it is Avatar - I just wanted to see your faces when I said that."
Why even have the category this year? What would it take for Avatar to actually lose this category? Maybe that should go to Shakespeare in Love too.

9) Ultimately, I think the highlight of the night for me was the "Modern Family" promo where the families played movies charades. I was crying I was laughing so hard.

Overall solid night though. I miss Jack Nicholson in the front row though - where's he at? Go back to 5 Best Picture movies next year. Alright, time to go update the Netflix queue.

The Oscars Pre-Post

First of all, I'd like to suspend the tension right off the bat. Tonight, I am wearing gray sweatpants from Old Navy and a ridiculously old and comfortable Illini sweatshirt from the design fashion plate Crable Sportswear.

Now that that is out of the way, I am ready for the Oscars. I am and always have been a movie buff but my viewing habits have changed dramatically since we had kids. Used to be I saw every major release as they came to the theaters. I'm lucky now to get 5-10 movies a year and then hopefully catch them on DVD. Suffice to say, I'm not as up to speed on the Oscar hopefuls as I used to be.

So, I'll be rooting for Avatar, UP, Inglorious Basterds and Sandra Bullock tonight. And of course, I will root against everything else because I haven't seen them and therefore they are not good. That's the logic I'm running with.

And if Mr. Blackwell comments on my sweatpants, I will kick his ass.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

What a Game

After watching the end of the USA/Canada Gold Medal game for the Winter Olympics - I couldn't help but think that that might have been the best hockey game I'd ever seen (keeping in mind I was 2 for the Miracle On Ice). Two teams loaded with NHL talent playing for the gold and leaving nothing out on the ice.

What an amazing tournament - Ryan Miller was unbelievable and the drama was intense. The Canadians wanted this badly and maybe they needed it more for the hockey hungry Canadians. As soon as Sidney Crosby sent his shot past Miller in overtime, you could hear an entire country collectively cheer.

It was heartbreaking to watch the faces of the USA team accept their silver medals, just mere minutes after coming so close. It was amazing to watch an amazing hockey tournament from beginning to end. I loved watching Patrick Kane provide explosive offensive creativity and spacing for the US team. I loved seeing Jonathan Toews' consistent and gritty effort lead to good things for Canada time and time again. Duncan Keith was possibly the best defender out there and Brent Seabrook gave it his all as well. Great to see the Blackhawks (let's not forget Hossa and Kopecky from Slovakia) make their countries proud.

Now let's win that Stanley Cup.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Wow....surreal

So, Jordan and I went to the Bulls game the other night. During a break in play, it was time for the LuvaBulls to come out and perform. For those that don't know - the LuvaBulls are basically the Bulls' cheerleaders/"dancers". They are clearly not there to court the women or families in attendance. Now, surprisingly, all the girls came out in baggy, shabby clothes carrying weird miscellaneous things like buckets, brooms, mops, etc. At this point, we both kind of looked at each other. And then "It's a Hard Knock Life" from Annie came on and they began singing and dancing in character to the song. I looked at Jordan and said, "So clearly at some point here, they're going to strip off the peasant clothes and start dancing, right?" He shrugged and nodded. We watched some more as the song progressed. "I mean, seriously right? Like they're really only at these games for one purpose." The song continued as a quasi-Broadway song was done on the floor and finally the mean landlady character (another one of these hot cheerleaders dressed in a fat suit and a ridiculous gray whig in curlers) scolded the girls and the song was over. And just like that, they were done. No dancing to some popular dance song. No skimpy outfits. A performance from Annie.

I turned to Jordan. "Do you think it was like Broadway night or something and we missed the announcement?" He answered back, "I don't remember hearing anything. Broadway in Chicago maybe?"

They never actually did any other major dance routines that night. All I could think to say was "That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. No one wants to see Annie at a Bulls game. I mean, seriously, the weirdest thing ever. That was surreal." And it was.

Plus, the donut beat the coffee in a race where the coffee was literally inches from the finish line with a huge lead and just inexplicably stopped making progress despite his legs continuing to move. I smell a fix. Just a strange night.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Re-dedication to Blogging Take 3

Per Malcolm Gladwell's book "Outliers" - after 10,000 hours of blogging, I will achieve excellence. I have spent approximately 27 minutes blogging so far and 18 of those minutes were apologizing for not blogging more. This time, it's for real.

And yes, I did update my list of people I want to punch. No, that's not a typo, Billy Bush is back at 1. I am waiting for some charity auction to offer a punching of Billy Bush and I will empty the savings account. Also interesting to note that David Caruso maintained a slim lead over Voldemort. Take that for what you will.

The Olympics

While I enjoy the Olympics as much as any American, this year's Winter Olympics have left me somewhat cold. Bad pun intended.

I enjoy the good storylines as much as the next guy and the speed skating, downhill skiing and hockey have not failed to capture my attention. However, the fact remains that while bobsled and luge are exciting sports - they are not necessarily great TV. The fact that it's the Olympics doesn't ever justify watching a "sport" like ice dancing will never be great TV. So, while I will continue to root for the USA and for the exciting athletes and stories like Lindsay Vonn, Shani Davis, Shaun White, Patrick Kane, etc - I find myself looking forward to when Chuck, The Office and 30 Rock come back. I will, however, continue to enjoy curling until that time.

And yes, I understand that by publishing this blog, I just lost a brother.